I could search low and high
Just for the perfect guy
But in the end it doesn't matter who I choose
Cause I've got Daddy Issues
I've got Daddy Issues
Dad cheated on mom
Now mom hates dad
So I just keep thinking every man is bad
Never trust a guy, mom would always say
The good ones are old, married or gay
When I was young, I had no father who coddled
My only comfort comes now from a whiskey bottle
Explain those wild-crazy-stupid teenage years
So full of booze,sex,drugs... and tears
There's just no other excuse
I got
Daddy Issues(Daddy Issues)
My self-immage has flown way past the border
I think this is called Body Dysmorphic Disorder
And the truth is I could nab a great guy
But I'm drawn to the ones who just-
Ow
Toss me aside
Ugh
I attract doushebags but that's what you get
For posing have naked on the internet
If I don't think I deserve a winner
I'll end up with a jerk from Tinder
My private problems aren't big news
I'd gladly face them but I'd much rather booze
Still I'm feeling at a loss
How will I know if Mr. Right comes across
Maybe it's better if I swear off men
Spend some time on myself or just go lesbian
But lez be honest gay's not for me
I kinda hate chicks but sure love "the D"
I'm not gonna go
Jump off the deep end
Gonna focus on me
Me and my Electric Friend!
Get it cause it's a vibrator
Lyrics Submitted by Autumn Owens