Head in the clouds
And a mouthful of pie
Head in a blouse
Everybody loves him, I see whyDagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave'I love Karen, I love Sharon'
On the window screen
With never the need to fight
Or to question a single thingDagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham DaveDagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham DaveHe'd love to touch
He's afraid that he might self-combust
I could say more
But you get the general ideaDagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham, Dagenham
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, DagenhamDagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, oh Dave, oh Dagenham
Dagenham, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave