Dead Joe Joe, Joe JoeOh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho dead Joe
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho dead JoeOh, welcome to the car smash
Oh, welcome to the car smash
Now, welcome to the car smash
A-a-a-a-a-smash, dead JoeA junk sculpture turning back to junk
A junk sculpture turning back to junk
A junk sculpture turning back to junk
Ju-ju-ju-ju-junk, dead JoeOh Joe no, it's Christmas time Joe
It's christmans time now for you
And all the little bells are hanging two by two
The holly and the nativity
But I, speak to me Joe, speak to me Joe
Speak to me Joe, oh-oh-oh
Dead JoeOh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho dead Joe
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho dead JoeOh, welcome to the car smash
Oh, welcome to the car smash
Oh, welcome to the car crashYou can't tell the girls from the boys anymore
You can't tell the girls from the boys anymore
You can't tell the girls from the boys anymore
You can't tell the girls from the boys anymoreDead Joe