Little baby trying to sleep
One hundred secrets I couldn't keep
The whole world's waitin' for their dance with Satan
The KKK is in town, the Ku Klux Klan is in townOur village is kinda numb, we're so glad you could come
And if we search, we could pray in a church
But all the churches have burned down
The Ku Klux Klan burned them downAnd ask me why I won't be there
When you say goodbye, if you lie
I won't be there till you say goodbye
And that's why I'm talking to youDear aunt Arctica, dear aunt Arctica
Dear aunt Arctica, what am I gonna do?Joint compound VCR, meditate the porno star
Montana's there for me when I turn on my TV
Aunt Arctica, don't cry no more
What are you crying for?Something that I need to add, her body is just a fad
Her bleached blond hair and her silky underwear
She's got a boyfriend I'm sure
But how come she can't have one more?Ask me why I won't be there
When you say goodbye, if you lie
I won't be there when you say goodbye, yeah
And that's why I'm talking to youDear aunt Arctica, dear aunt Arctica
Dear aunt Arctica, what am I gonna do?
Dear aunt Arctica, dear aunt Arctica
Dear aunt Arctica, what am I gonnaDear aunt Arctica, dear aunt Arctica
Dear aunt Arctica, what am I gonna do?