Far beyond all those records sailed
Miles east from the Kenyan shore
There lives a ruminating creature of tale
A giraffe residing on the ocean floor
Higher mammals with roads through the savannah
Sick of them he swam on down below (he packed up all his turtlenecks)
“Reverse beachfront property” says Giraffe from his cabana,
“Never ebbing, we’re just going with the flow”
Did you really really think?
If you left it all behind
And moved down in the drink
No more problems would you find
Life is full of tribulations
Whoa-oh-oh, even if you’re living free
Oh Giraffe you can’t escape them
Whoa-oh-oh, at the bottom of the sea
One of these bright aquatic days
Runnin’ seabras near the continental shelf
But now complacent in his hydroponic ways
Never heard the school of tiger sharks in stealth - Ohhh
At once they sprang from behind the greenery
Terrifying memories rushing back to him
Giraffe thought maybe life’s no different, land or in the sea
Aqua-cats are chasing, spin your tail, and SWIM!
Looking grim with fishy felines bearing down
Guard Elephant swooped in to save the day
Stomped the hungry predators six feet into the ground
Glad to see Giraffe again, he turned to him to say
Searching for your everywhere, up and down this coast
Got here right before you tore half
Where you live is just a place, its friends who matter most
Won’t you come back up above, come back and make us laugh
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