Four years college, you've got knowledge
A bachelor degree, you read and write
You think it's right but don't come down on meYou're an educated jerk, write about us
I could squeeze you like a pimple
But I don't need the pusDefamation innuendo, defamation innuendo
Communication to third person, it's defamation
My reputation, defamation innuendoWell, I got the record, I haven't heard it yet
I went to the concert, I wanted to get in on the guest list
But they wouldn't let me in, defamation innuendoI didn't get a change to see the band
Hell, I never heard 'em and now I've gotta write about 'em
God, the story is due, the story's due tomorrow
What should I write? Well, they're no good
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