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Dental Care

I brush my teeth and look in the mirror

And laugh out loud as I'm beaming from ear to ear

I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights

And rather than flaunt my style

I'd flash you a smile of clean pearly whitesI've been to the dentist a thousand times

So I know the drill, I smooth my hair

Sit back in the chair

But somehow I still get the chills"Have a seat", he says pleasantly

As he shakes my hand and practically laughs at me

"Open up nice and wide", he says peering in

And with a smirk he says, "Don't have a fit

This'll just pinch a bit", as he tries not to grinWhen hygienists leave on long vacations

That's when dentists scream

And lose their patienceTalking only brings the toothaches on

Because I say the stupidest things

So if my result goes south

I'll swallow my pride with an Aspirin

And shut my mouthGolf and alcohol don't mix

And that's why I don't drink and drive

Because good grief, I'd knock out my teeth

And have to kiss my smile goodbyeI've been to the dentist a thousand times

So I know the drill, I smooth my hair

Sit back in the chair

But somehow I still get the chills

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