I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
'Cause I can't control my bladder anymoreWell, I guess it all depends
(Undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends
(Undergarments)Step back in the light
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess, I don't have a care
Because there's not a load in my underwearI'm sick of offending everyone I meet
(Go, go, go, go)
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets
(Go)
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to sayBut, I guess it all depends
(Undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends
(Undergarments)Step back into life
(Go, go)
No more soiled nights alone
Well, I guess that I don't have a care
If I don't have a load in my underwear