Desert Island

Cast away on a desert island

Me and poor Crusoe are sharing the same fate

Cast away on a desert island

With Great Britain written on its name plate

With my umbrella, I go walking

Through all the sands on a building site

Across the shopping malls and motorways

Birds from Heathrow fill the

Night with people flying to escape

Friday comforts me and says, it's pay day

Cast away on a desert island

Me and poor Crusoe are sharing the same fate

Cast away on a desert island

With Great Britain written on its name plate

The game and coconuts is plentiful

You pick 'em right off of a supermarket shelf

And all the man-eaters are parked away

Down in the garages

While their selfish owners drinking to escape

Lord of flies with cocktails in his conch shell

And don't rescue me, no no no

This is my home, sweet home, dear

Don't rescue me, no no, hey no

I am far from alone here

Cast away on a desert island

Me and one nation are sharing the same fate

Cast away on a desert island

With Great Britain written on it's name plate

Cast away on a desert island, cast away

Cast away on a desert island, cast away

Cast away on a desert island, cast away

Cast away on a desert island, cast away

Don't rescue me, no no no

Don't rescue me, no no no

Don't rescue me, no no no