Here's my keys
I want you to take 'em
I think I'm gonna need you
To get back homeHold on to my hat
I don't want to lose it
I couldn't stand
For somethin' else to be goneI'm sure you know the reason I'm here cryin'
I think you'll understand whyTonight
I'm the designated drinker
I just lost
The one that wrapped me 'round her fingerI need to get
To where I can't think of her
So, tonight
I'm the designated drinkerI came here
To get you to help me
I need a friend
To see me throughI hated to call
I knew you wouldn't mind at all
I know you know
I'd do the same for youI'm not the kind that likes to drown my sorrows
I may hate myself tomorrowBut tonight
I'm the designated drinker
I just lost
The one that wrapped me 'round her fingerI need to get
To where I can't think of her
So, tonight
I'm the designated drinkerWe need to get
To where we can't think of her
So, tonight
We're the designated drinkersWoah, tonight
We're the designated drinkers