There's a brand new car in your driveway
And a blond new girl in your bed
You've everything you ever wished for
Happy little bubbleheadAnd you can't fill it up with promises
You can't fill it up with lies
And you can't fill it up with business lunches
Oh, but you can tryWho am I to criticize you?
Just a girl that you despise
Welcome to designer living
This is your designer lifeThere's a big house high on a hilltop
And another house in Spain
Mummy's little soldier's riding
On the gravy trainAnd my you're looking lovely
May you stay forever young
May you never get a conscience
About the things that you have doneWho am I to criticize you?
Just a girl to twist the knife
Welcome to designer living
This is your designer lifeWho am I to criticize you?
Just a girl that you despise
Welcome to designer living
This is your designer life
This is your designer life
You and your designer life