Got me a woman but she ain't no damn good,
God-damned devil woman knows she ain't no good,
She don't make my dinner, she don't clean house like she should,
Ah got me a woman but she ain't no damn good.
Seen her ride around town with some skinny man,
Seen her gallivanting around with some skinny man,
I know that fool is hungry so I'm gonna show him 'bout the fryin' pan,
Knock every tooth out the skull of that skinny man.
When that girl gets home, gonna beat her black and blue,
When the bitch gets home, gonna beat her black and blue,
Gonna let each scar remind her what she should and shouldn't do,
I'm gonna beat that God-damned devil-woman black and blue.
God-damned devil-woman never learned to swim,
God-damned devil-woman should have learned to swim,
I'm gonna row to the middle of the lake, and I'm gonna throw her bitch-ass in,
God-damned devil-woman should have learned to swim. Yeah!
Now I ain't got no woman, but I got me a smile on my face,
Ain't got no woman, but a big ol' smile on my face,
I know that tomorrow some other evil bitch will take her place,
Ain't got no woman but I got me a smile on my face.
That's right
I got me a woman but she ain't no damn good,
God-damned devil woman knows she ain't no good,
She don't make my dinner, she don't clean house like she should,
Got me a woman but she ain't no damn good.
Got me a woman but she ain't no damned good,
Got me a woman but she ain't no damned good.
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