Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find
When I came home from workin' tonight
Well, now, here I stand over this frying pan
And you want a cold one againI bought these new heels, did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
For romance tonightWell, it's perfectly clear, between the TV and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?Now when we first met, you promised we'd get
A house on a hill with a pool
Well, this trailer stays wet and we're swimmin' in debt
Now you want me to go back to schoolI bought these new heels, did my nails
Had my hair done just right
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
For romance tonightWell, it's perfectly clear, between the TV and beer
I won't get so much as a kiss
As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?
Darling, did I shave my legs for this?