Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
Oh I can't dance!
Yes you can! Stop that
Oh I really can't
Oh yes you can come on right left, right left
Just give it a try
Really you can teach me?
Oh yeah
You go the legs for it
Cause it seems to me
Oh it seems to me
I said it seems to me
You said it seems to you
A such embarrassing situation calls for concentration
Do you dig me Jack
We dig you Jack
Can you think of a plan?
We solid can
Can you sing and dance?
I'll take a chance
Are your boots on right?
I got 'em laced up tight
Is Miss Miller a killer?
From a Spanish villa
Is her dancing mellow?
Why, mellow as a cello
Then it seems to me
Obviously
You wanna go right into your (topsickory?)I never could do the Conga
Could never get through the Conga
But if you say do the Conga
I ain't hip to that step
But I'll dig itI never could se Mazurkas
They're poison to me Mazurkas
But if it's to be Mazurkas
I ain't hip to that step
But I'll dig itWhen they invented the Charleston
I was a total flop
Right!
But say if you want to Charleston
I'll never stop
I'll dance 'til I dropI never could dig the Polka
The corniest jig, the Polka
But if you say dig the Polka
I ain't hip to that step
But I'll dig itAlright
Oh, there you go, there you go down
You can dance sugar
That's not so hard
What was that dance called?I never could do the Conga
Could never get through the Conga
But if you say do the Conga
I ain't hip to that step
But I'll dig itI never could see Mazurkas
They're poison to me, Mazurkas
But if it's to be Mazurkas
I ain't hip to that step
But I'll dig itWhen they invented the Charleston
I was a total flop
But say if you want to Charleston
She'll never stop
She'll dance 'till I dropI never could dig the Polka
The corniest jig, the Polka
But if you say dig the Polka
I ain't hip to that step
She ain't hip to that step
I ain't hip to that step
She ain't hip to that step
She ain't hip to that step....