Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello, helloHello operator, please connect me
To the human race, I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up, won't you help me?
Mrs. OI had a really bad day, can't you listen?
Everybody got drugs but mine won't kick in
Everyone's mad, dumb or wicked
Mrs. O, please help, don't goHello operator, please connect me
To the human race, I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up, can't you help me?
Mrs. OWell, we're not united in the U.S.A.
It's a total joke in the U.S.A.
I guess my middle finger
Is my only hopeI wanna live and let live, live the good life
But I'm told no way where's the good life?
The only explanation
Is 'You'll Learn Someday', not me, no wayHello operator, please connect me
To the human race, I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up, can't you help me?
Mrs. OWhen you got a bad connection, fight back
When there's no connection, turn your back
We've got no connection, turn your, turn your, turn your back
When there's no connectionHello?
(Hello?)
Yeah, operator, operator
Um, yeah, I'm trying to get in touch with a human being
(Please speak up sir, I cannot hear you)
(I'm going to have to get my supervisor)
What do you mean?
(Please hold)
What? NoHello operator, please connect me
To the human race, I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up, can't you help me?
Mrs. OWe are so disconnected, I want some human touch
If I don't get connected, I'm gonna cry