Do You Love an Apple

Do you love an apple?

Do you love a pear?

Do you love a laddy

With curly brown hair?

Why, yes, I love him

I'll never deny him

I'll always love him

Till the day that I die

Before I got married

I wore a black shall

But after I married

I wore bugger-all

But still I love him

I'll never deny him

I'll always love him

Till the day that I die

He stands on the corner

A fag in his mouth

His hands in his pockets

He whistles me out

But still I love him

I'll never deny him

I'll always love him

Till the day that I die

Do you love an apple?

Do you love a pear?

Do you love a laddy

With curly brown hair?

Why, yes, I love him

I'll never deny him

I'll always love him

Till the day that I die