Do the Clinton

Come on everybody, get into the spin

Now that he's been in for however long it's been

Grin a good ol' grin, tuck in your second chin

And everybody do the Clinton

Come on and slide over to the middle

Straighten up and step light

Lean it to the left a little

Now lean a lot to the right

Come on and take a definite position

Now do a total turnabout

Shake your finger at the media

See how good they'll be to ya

Everybody do the Clinton

Come on everybody, join the promenade

When you start to fade and the public is swayed

Hustle free trade and stage a bombing raid

And everybody do the Clinton

Come on and slide over to the middle

Straighten up and step light

Lean it to the left a little

Now lean a lot to the right

Bend over makin' everybody happy

Now let the other guy lead

Try appearing Jeffersonian

Bring another crony in

Everybody do the Clinton

Now step up

Grandstand

Back down

It was harder than you planned

Do lunch

With Streisand

Shuck 'n' jive

Now jam with the band!

Come on and slide over to the middle

Straighten up and step light

Lean it to the left a little

Now lean a lot to the right

And now a little diplomatic sidestep

Stomp on the nominee

Start to feel a little ill at ease

With your own abilities

Everybody do the Clinton

Now do the old administrative shuffle

And the continental hop

Have another waffle

And try to flip your latest flop

Now hang in there and try to keep on truckin'

Take it one step at a time

Do just like your mama says

Make good on your promises

Everybody do the Clinton

Do just like your mama says

Make good on your promises

Everybody do the Clinton

Well, he either will or he

Won't, it's up to Hillary

Everybody do the Clinton

Do the Clinton, come on and do the Clinton . . .

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Lyrics submitted by Tim Desmond.