There's a new sensation
A fabulous creation
A danceable solution
To teenage revolutionDo the strand love, when you feel love
It's the new way that's why we say
Do the strandDo it on the tables
Quaglino's place or Mabel'sSlow and gentle, sentimental
All styles served here, Louis Seize
He prefer laissez-faire le strandTired of the tango
Fed up with fandangoDance on moonbeams, slide on rainbows
Furs or blue jeans, you know what I mean
Do the strandHad your fill of quadrilles
The Madison and cheap thrills
Getting bored with the beguine
The samba isn't your scenePlaying our tune by the pale moon
We're incognito down the Lido
And we like the strandWeary of the waltz
Mashed potato schmaltzRhododendron, is a nice flower
Evergreenin', it lasts forever
It can't beat the strandCan't beat the strand
Can't beat the strand
Won't beat the strand
Can't beat the strandCan't beat the strand
Can't beat the strand
Won't beat the strand
Can't beat the strandWon't beat the strand