Oh, does anyone know where the march is?
We've been searching for hours
We couldn't get the generator started
We were on the back of a lorry
But with no power, we had no sound
While we were tackling the problem
The march moved off and disappeared into town, into town
Oh, where did it go? God knows
It could have been worse I suppose
Just look at us
We're standing there in our rebel clothes
Singing rebel songs with a rebel pose
We were waiting for the traffic to clear
Stuck outside of Tesco's
Does anyone know where the march is?
We bellowed at the passers-by
They thought we were a bunch of crazies, no reply
We saw a kid clutching a leaflet
Oh, this is where the march must have been
She told us we were all stupid
It was causing the traffic jam that we were in
We were in
Oh, where did it go? God knows
It could have been worse, I suppose
Just look at us
We're standing there in our rebel clothes
Singing rebel songs with a rebel pose
We were waiting for the traffic to clear
Stuck outside of Tesco's
A band with a message
Going nowhere
So we played to the shoppers
In the end, we didn't care, we didn't care
They said "what's this, what's this, oh, how subversive"
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Lyrics Submitted by Commander Kakapo