Dogfarts

One day when I was home alone

Just me and the dog holding the phone

I gave my pal a piece of cheese

It was limberger the cheese that pleezesOh oh oh oh oh oh oh he had to go

Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo Number 2

Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar it was to far

Or or or or or or or to the doorThere was shit and piss all over the place

My dog Wallace had gone to pieces

There was a revolting oder in the air

It was limberger the cheese that pleezes