I'd like to see the coyote eat the road runner
And I'd like to see Knievel blown to bits
I’d like to see Rex Humbard lay his hands upon Maud Aimee
But I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits
Yeah, I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits
Cause they're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound (make a sound)
How they look remains a mystery
With my hands stuffed in my pockets
Just thinkin' about Dolly's rockets
Yeah, here they come again, my fantasy
Yeah, here they come again my fantasy
I'd like to see Pierre French kissing Rene in the moonlight
I'd like to see the mounties take a hit (of sensimilla and)
I'd like to see Ed Allen pull his muscle on the TV
But I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits
Yeah, I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits
Cause they're so big and soft and round
And they don't make a sound
How they look remains a mystery
With my hands stuffed in my pockets
Just thinkin' about Dolly's rockets
Yeah, here they come again my fantasy
Yeah, here they come again my fantasy
God, God-damn, he-he-he, God-damn that Ronnie Rollback. If that, if that song don’t win a shitload of gold at the awards next year, I’m gonna be a horse’s ass. Ronnie Rollback and the Texas Rimjons with Dolly Parton’s Tits
Lyrics Submitted by Commander Kakapo