I woke up this morning
I couldn't get out of bed
I had a couple of drinks last night
I guess it went to my headI slept through my wake up call
Forgot to feed the cat
There's only one thing wrong
I don't know where I'm atExcuse, no use
It doesn't work for me
You've had the chances
Don't bother meTic, toc just look at the clock
Your life is passing by
You've had the chances
Don't bother meYou know what I'm sayingI've got to get a move on
It's a quarter to ten
I can't find my keys at all
Forgot my suit againI get to work, the boss says late
This happens everyday
Once more, you've lost your job
I don't care anywayExcuse, no use
It doesn't work for me
You've had the chances
Don't bother meTic, toc just look at the clock
Your life is passing by
You've had the chances
Don't bother meOne drink is all
You're really asking for
But you want moreYesterday I lost my job
It doesn't bother me
I'll do what I want not do it again
Just wait and seeTime for a drink and no time to think
With a bottle of rum
Well, I'm running low and it's time to go
Out to get me someExcuse, no use
It doesn't work for me
You've had the chances
Don't bother meTic, toc just look at the clock
Your life is passing by
You've had the chances
Don't bother meExcuse, no use
It doesn't work for me
You've had the chances
Don't bother meTic, toc just look at the clock
Your life is passing by
You've had the chances
Don't bother me