I just saw that shot you hit, you played so bad now you want to quit
but don't worry a-keep swinging
you just hit your ball into some trouble
if you don't chip it out, you'll make a double
but don't worry a-keep swinging
don't worry keep swinging now
don't worry
keep swinging
don't worry keep swinging
you're not very good anyway
you're not good enough to get mad, so just forget it, okay
the crowd thinks you got a lot of class
but you can't sink a put to save your ass
but don't worry a-keep swinging
you're out of bounds and you get the blues
it doesn't really matter because you're going to lose
so don't worry a-keep swinging
don't worry keep swinging
look at the way you dress
you look like a fool
I'm gonna go tell your mother
let me give you my home phone number
call me I'll give you a lesson over the phone
that always works
you just hit into another trap
your game has suddenly turned to crap
but don't worry a-keep swinging
you just double-bogeyed number six
now you want to go and slit your wrist
but don't worry a-keep swinging
don't worry keep swinging now
hahahahahahahaha
I can't believe you think you're a good player
you're lousy let me tell you
look at your grip
it's way too strong
take my word for it, I wouldn't lie to you
you ride around in your golf cart
you're getting so fat and that's not too smart
but don't worry a-keep swinging
you think the put brakes to the right
when it goes left you don't look so bright
but don't worry a-keep swinging
don't worry keep swinging now
it's kind of a weird game anyway, isn't it?
but I like it, but it's not good for you
you have no athletic ability at all
I should know, I'm your best friend
if I were you I'd give the game up
take up something good for you like checkers or jacks maybe tiddlywinks
maybe you can throw your clubs into the lake
but with your luck they'd float
you could get them back and mess up another round of golf