Just a speck of DNA from the Turin Shroud
Was used to clone our savior, and our savior said aloud:
"Listen up my children, I've come back to tell you this,
Don't drink the water, 'cause water's mostly piss,
children…
Chorus:
Drink nothing but champagne
It makes life shorter, than drinking water
Drink nothing but champagne
And you'll never say no to love
So we asked David Bowie, and Bowie said:
"It's True, and he said it, I believe it, and so should you.
That's the one thing on which Winston and Adolf concurred
But it was from Alister Crowley that they heard
boys…
Chorus:
Drink nothing but champagne
It makes life shorter, than drinking water
Drink nothing but champagne
And you'll never say no to love
So we dug up Alister, he has a shroud as well
He said, "We don't have water in the ninth circle of hell,
so we…
Chorus:
Drink nothing but champagne
It makes life shorter, than drinking water
Drink nothing but champagne
And you'll never say no to love
Never say no to love
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Lyrics submitted by Andrew Skinner.