Driving Your Girlfriend Home

I'm driving your girlfriend home

And she's saying how she never chose you

"Turn left", she says, I turn left and she says

"So how did I end up so deeply involved in

The very existence I planned on avoiding?"

And I can't answerI'm driving your girlfriend home

And she's laughing to stop herself crying

"Drive on", she says, I drive on and she says

"So how did I end up attached to this person

When his sense of humor gets gradually worser ?"

And I can't tell herI'm parking outside her home

And we're shaking hands

Goodnight, so politely