We ain't east, we ain't west, we ain't left, we ain't right
We ain't black, we ain't white, we just came here to drink
We're all mud flaps and 'burbans, all ball caps and turbans,
All prom queens and strippers, we're the whole kitchen sink
And in here, were the same, everyone knows your nameWe just raise up our glass, we don't give a rat's ass
If you're a Democrat or republican, we're happy to be here
And that you can see we're just all drunk AmericansWe ain't second ex-wives, we ain't cowboys or redskins,
Ain't preachers or kingpins, we're just having fun
We're all suits and blue collars, short orders, long haulers
Paper and plastic, too old and too young
Ceo's, GED's, DUI's, FBI's, BHD'sAnd we raise up our glass
We don't give a rat's ass if your belly's too fat or your wallet's too thin,
We're happy to be here and that you can see we're just all drunk AmericansLa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la-a
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la-a
All drunk AmericansWe've been in, we've been out, we've been cool, we've been weird
Thank God we're still here, in the land of the free
And we all sing it wrong but we all sing a-long
Sing alongWe just raise up our glass, we don't give a rats ass
If you're a Democrat or republican, we're happy to be here
And that you can see we're just all drunk Americans
In these neon lights, we're all stars, we're all stripes,
And we're all drunk Americans