"Halfway Ashtray Rock" spray painted on a cliff
I hate Clayton Park, I wanna giant spliff
I wanna leave my mark out in the wilderness
I need to take a piss
Drunk teenagers, let's start a fight
Out gettin' wasted on a Saturday night
Drunk teenagers, you can pick your poison
The city or the country we just wanna make some noise
Oh yeah
I don't wanna get no sicker
I just wanna get real gone
I know we can find some liquor
At the Bayers Road shopping mall (Bayers Road shopping mall)
Dave boy says he knows a dude
They call him 'Johnny Hooke-me-up'
I know he can hook us up
Drunk teenagers, let's start a fight
Out gettin' hammered on a Saturday night
Drunk teenagers, you can pick your poison
The city or the country we just wanna make some noise
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Imagine if that lake was beer
Imagine if that rock was hash
Some super-natural science crash..
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Drunk teenagers, let's start a fight
Out gettin' plastered on a Saturday night
Drunk Teenagers, you can pick your poison
The city or the country we just wanna make some noise
The city or the country we just wanna make some noise
The city, the country, we wanna make some noise
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah
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Lyrics submitted by Jesse.