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Dumb Ways To Die

Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as pirahna baitRefrain:

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to dieGet your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pieRefrainInvite a physco-killer inside

Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding placeRefrainKeep a rattlesnake as a pet

Sell both your kidneys on the Internet

Eat a tube of superglue

I wonder, what's this weird button do?RefrainDress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platformsThey may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest way to die

The dumbest way to die

The dumbest way to di-ie-ie-ie

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die

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