Lemme tell ya bout Donald Trump
if he gets in we’re all for the high jump
the economy’s heading down the dump
all hands on deck, everybody pump
Let’s dump
dump Trump
dump Trump
Let’s thump
thump Trump
dump Trump
With his tiny fingers and mixed-up speech
and his hair grown on a Norwegian beach
follicle policy disarray
hair tomorrow, gone today
Let’s dump
dump Trump
dump Trump
Let’s thump
thump Trump
dump Trump
Dump the Trump! Dump the Donald!
And now Melanie’s gonna be
a brand new kind of first lady
with breakable hair and a fake degree
and dirty pix for all to see
Let’s dump
dump Trump
dump Trump
Let’s thump
thump Trump
dump Trump
Gonna build a wall just for the spics
don’t need Hispanics with tiny dicks
gonna send Islamics in burkinis
back to the land of tiny weenies
Let’s dump
dump Trump
dump Trump
Let’s thump
thump Trump
dump Trump
Dump the Trump! Dump the Donald!
Lyrics Submitted by Nigel Bigly