A hardly has an appetite and pokes at food too long
And B can barely bother because all the food is wrong
C likes only candy and chocolate by the box
D is just disinterested in anything you've got
But E eats everything
Yeah E eats everything
E eats everything
Yeah E eats everything
So toss it on a plastic plate or stick it with a fork
Serve it on a shovel or serve it on a spork
Yeah E eats everything
Yeah E eats everything
F is far too fussy and only eats with fancy wine
G eats only gourmet but never can decide
H burns food so horrible
All I tastes is smoke
J just likes drinking juice
And K drinks only soda
But E eats everything
Yeah E eats everything
He's eating in a moving car
He's eating upside down
He's eating on a space ship
He's eating off the ground
L and M and N and P won't start till o arrives
Q and R and S and T are wearing clothes much too tight
U and V and W are worn out from this song
And X and Y just will not share and will not get along
But E eats everything
Yeah E eats everything
But look out now here it comes that final letter Z
Now Z's not like the other letters Z's only eating Es
Yeah Z eats Es
Yeah Z eats Es
Z eats Es
Yeah Z eats Es