Took no notice of you until
I got to know you when I was home ill
I had the measles whilst you had a tan
You scanned the Autocue with sincere mindEdam anchorman
You live in disgrace with a plastic face
Edam anchorman
Just taking the can from the staff around the van
Edam anchorman
Edam anchormanI bought a dagger and a picture of you
For fourteen dollars and ninety-two (cents)
Revenge for all those unanswered calls (just remember)
I can see you but you can't see meEdam anchorman
You live in disgrace with a plastic face
Edam anchorman
Glowing in beige on the national stage
Edam anchorman
Edam anchormanWe'll only be there for you
We know all the shit you do
Aaah! Aaah!
Edam, edam
Such a sinister bloke came in
On the telephone, oh oh
Aaah! Aaah!
Edam, edamEdam anchorman
You live in disgrace with a plastic face
Edam anchorman
Just taking the can from the staff around the van
Edam anchorman
Edam anchor
Edam anchorman
Songwriters
BUNFORD, HUW / CIARAN, CIAN / IEUAN, DAFYDD / PRYCE, GUTO / RHYS, GRUFFPublished by
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