Dr. Everett v. Scott
From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
Criminologist
But he never caused her nothing but shameDr. Everett v. Scott
He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock and roll porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk
Criminologist
He was a low down cheap little punkDr. Everett v. Scott
Taking everyone for a rideChorus
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter
What a guyJanet Weiss
Makes you cryDr. Everett v. Scott
And I didColumbia
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door
And threw away the key
Dr. Everett v. Scott
But he must've been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me
In a note which reads
Chorus
What's it say? What's it say?Eddie
I'm out of my head
Oh hurry, or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
Chorus
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter
What a guyJanet Weiss
Makes you cryDr. Everett v. Scott
And I didChorus
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter
What a guyChorus
Whoa ho hoJanet Weiss
Makes you cryChorus
Hey hey heyDr. Everett v. Scott
And I didChorus
Eddie