Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel
Nasty as an old man's nose
Making believin' he was evil
Struttin' in his mama's clothesYou know that Eddie had a bad connection
Never had a chance to ball
Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby
Dreaming he was ten feet tallBut now Eddie the Eunuch is a rock and roll critic
Sucking like a super star
Slicker than a shoe-shine
Quicker than a two-timeEddie what a thang you are
Eddie makes a damn good livin', baby
Putting other people down
Songwriters
KRISTOFFERSON, KRIS /Published by
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