Egocentric Man

I dress up in jackboots and shirts colored brown

I don't kiss up but love kicking down

I've got no education but Jimmie is good

I love Scrooge but I hate Robin Hood'Cause I'm an egocentric man

I've got a little narcissistic plan

So if you ever need a helping hand, I don't give a damn

I am an egocentric manI sure do like country but Guthrie was wrong

It's only my land and for me to belong

My house should have been the last one here to be built

I was naturally born free from guilt'Cause I'm an egocentric man

I've got a little narcissistic plan

So if you ever need a helping hand, I don't give a damn

I am an egocentric man