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Elvis Is Dead

Elvis had a heart attack

'Cause he got so bleedin' fat

He weighed nearly half a ton

He looked more like a pregnant mum and

Elvis is Dead, Elvis is Dead (x4)

Elvis had a gammy leg

He had a gammy head

He had a gammy kidney

He's better off dead and

Elvis is Dead, Elvis is Dead (x4)

In August 1977, Elvis met his fate

But he couldn't get into heaven

'Cause he couldn't fit through the gate and

Elvis is Dead, Elvis is Dead (x4)

Thank god, what a fat cunt he was

Just heard he's losing weight

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