Elvis Is Dead

Elvis had an heart-attack, 'cos he got too bleedin' fat.

He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum.Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead.Elvis had a gammy leg, he had a gammy head.

He had a gammy kidney, he's better-off dead.In August 1977, Elvis met his fate.

But he couldn't get into heaven, 'cos he couldn't get thru the gate