Eskimo

I'm the only gay Eskimo,

I'm the only one I know.

I'm the only gay Eskimo,

In my tribe!

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,

But all I want to do is get into his parka.

I'm the only gay Eskimo,

In my tribe.

Well, me and Muk-Fluk-Chuk-Buk, we both like blubber,

But me, I've got this crazy fetish for rubber.

I'm the only gay Eskimo,

In my tribe.

I make a wish on the Northern Lights,

That I could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights.

I'm the only gay Eskimo,

In my tribe.

And the seals they sing now...

These cold winter nights

Are taking their toll;

I even get excited when I see the North Pole

See the North Pole.

I'm the only gay Eskimo (only gay Eskimo)

I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)

I'm the only gay Eskimo,

In my tribe.

Habes