Especially True

I gazed upon you from the bleachers

A creature so foreign to me

With the stars and the stripes wrapped around you

Well how could I know there was England below?

I gazed upon you and I wondered

Cheerleader with hair of red flame

But that was first glance - I saw only the dance

And the distance from New York to Yorkshire

Truth's always stranger than fiction

And here it's especially true

Here in the home of Miss USA

What's a wide-eyed English boy going to do?

I never knew much about baseball

But I was quick with the US clich