Boy 1 was famous from TV
He carved my name into a tree
First cut's the deepest
And I left him bleedingBoy 2 had earned a law degree
He charged me with a felony
I stole his heart
And pled insanityI know
Nothing lasts eternal in life
But love hurts foreverBoy 3 worked at the cemetery
His crooked smile was kinda sweet
All things must end
Now he is 6 feet deepBoy 4 was filthy rich indeed
He flew a private jet but see
He crashed and burned
There's just no buying meI know
Nothing lasts eternal in life
But love hurts foreverEvery heart that's broken is a murder one
Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun
Have mercy on me, now the deed is done
'Cause every heart that's broken is a murder oneBoy 5 composed a symphony
Strings and choir just for me
Then he turned deaf
It was a tragedyBoy 6 lived in a monastery
He chose a life of poverty
I chose Chanel
So much for chastityI know
Nothing lasts eternal in life
But love hurts foreverEvery heart that's broken is a murder one
Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun
Have mercy on me, now the deed is done
'Cause every heart that's broken is a murder oneEvery heart that's broken is a murder one
Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun
Have mercy on me, now the deed is done
'Cause every heart that's broken is a murder oneBoy 7 was a don of all Sicily
He tried to kiss
And tell on me so now he
Sleeps with the fishes, arrivederci babyLast boy was a director on a silver screen
He went and wrote a slasher flick just for me
When he said cut
I took it literallyEvery heart that's broken is a murder one
Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun
Have mercy on me, now the deed is done
'Cause every heart that's broken is a murder oneEvery heart that's broken is a murder one
Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun
Have mercy on me, now the deed is done
'Cause every heart that's broken is a murder one