Well, Joe got a promotion
He's up there on top
Everybody was cheerin' him on
He deserves everything he's gotGuess who's the new talk of the town
The new S.O.B.
The one everybody loves cuttin' down
Man, it's a sight to seeThey all smile right to his face
And hide the jealousy
Me, I'm just working hard to get to that place
Where everybody hates meNow check this out
Well, Bill got a promotion
He knocked Joe back down
Now, Joe's everybody's long lost friend
He's back in the crowdGuess who's the new talk of the town
The new S.O.B.
The one everybody loves cuttin' down
Man it's a sight to seeThey all smile right to his face
And hide the jealousy
Me, I'm just working hard to get to that place
Where everybody hates meWell, everybody wants to be the big dog
Wanna wag that big dog tail
But til' they are, they wanna see the big dog failYou pay your dues and you get your breaks
Then you're the S.O.B.
But one everybody loves to hate
It just comes naturallyThey all smile right to your face
And hide the jealousy
That's just the way it goes and I can't wait
Til everybody hates meAll of them [Incomprehensible]
Bring it all