Sometimes you holler and I get scared
That there's a hundred watt amp in you somewhere
You wear a gold dog collar and sometimes speak of loveThere's times you're talking and no one's there
And folks start looking but you don't care
And you're asked to leave, it seems you sometimes stayBut hey, everybody loves you that way
Everybody loves youYou walk through rooms like a movie star
But with a ten foot cape and a tin foil bra
And say that you're amazed at all the worldBut when you stop and hold a frame
Of gold around your saddest face
You're like a sixteenth century saint that hangs in FranceBut hey, everybody loves you that way
Everybody loves youOh, when she's around there's such a light
It'd make you drop, drop down to your knees
Hold the phone, let her speak
I got a hellhound following meAnd she's the one who could come
And finally set me free
I think the same thing everydayEverybody loves you that way
Everybody loves you that wayOh, when she's around there's such a light
It'd make you drop, drop down to your knees
Hold the phoneOh, when she's around there's such a light
It'd make you drop, drop down to your knees
Hold the phone, let her speak
I got a hellhound following meAnd she's the one who could come
And finally set me free
I think the same thing everydayThere's nine hundred numbers and cheap massage
Celebrities drop down from the stars
But when I'm lonely, you're the only wayI've been to ten years of college and big state fairs
Seen the world's shortest woman and three wise men
But nothing as profound as all you sayBut hey, everybody loves you that way
Everybody loves youYou got the strangest pets I've ever seen
A rhinestone cat with rabbit ears
The kind of beasts that come when they are calledLast night when you pulled away
I kinda wished you'd come and stayed
Sometimes I feel quite sure I was meant for youBut hey, everybody loves you that way