Everything is one big Christmas tree
All got up with lights and candy
All the world is turning prettily
Everyone's awaiting SandyStop mumbling and cheer up
Put down the book, pick beer upWhy sit in your dark and lonely room?
Must your every word be sincere?
Here's a vial of laughing gas perfume
See that people smile when you're nearIf they don't like you, screw them
Don't leave you fortune to themNein, vielleicht ist Allest nicht ein Traum
Ist Alles ein Albtraum? Nicht, nicht
Alles ist ein groer Tannenbaum
Rotierend im WeltraumgeschichteLa, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, laEverything is one big Christmas tree
All got up with lights and candy
All the world is turning prettily
Everyone's awaiting SandyWhere can that Sandy be?
Where can that Sandy be?
Where can that Sandy be?
Where can that Sandy be?Where can that Sandy be?
Where can that Sandy be?