Well, I woke up this mornin'
I was feeling mighty bad
Well, my baby said, "Good mornin'"
Hell, it made me so mad
Because I'm evil, well, evil hearted me
I'm so doggone evil, evil as a man can be
Well, she even cooked my breakfast
And she brought it to my bed
I took a sip of coffee
And threw the cup at her head
Because l was evil, evil hearted me
I'm just doggone evil, evil as a man can be
Now I don't even care
If my baby leaves me flat
'Cause I got forty-seven others
If it comes to that
Because I'm evil, evil hearted me
I'm so doggone evil, evil as a man can be
And I don't even care
If it rains from now on
An' if the girl that I love
Ain't never been bo'n
Because I'm evil, evil hearted me
And I'm so doggone evil, evil as a man can be
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Lyrics submitted by Jon Goldstein.