Evil In My Chair

Yeah, there's evil in my chair

Yeah, there's evil in my chair

There's evil in my chair

He's simply sitting over thereThere's evil in my chair

He's simply staring back at me

And he is watching my TV

Yeah, he is staring back at meHe wants to keep me company

Yeah, there's evil in my house

And he needs a ride downtown

Yeah, I got to give him a ride downtownYeah, I'm driving him downtown

Because he wants to hang around

And there's evil in my car

He's flicking ashes on my floorHe's flicking ashes on my floor

He's putting butts out on my floor

Because he knows just what I'm looking for

And there's evil in my carAnd he keeps to the down low

But he don't like driving slow

He knows just where to go

Because he's always in the knowAnd evil's gonna drive a while

And I'm reeling from the fix

And a whiff can make me sick

At the time it did the trickNow I don't care if the time ticks

And evil's gonna try to get me home

I get lost along the way

And there's nothing I can sayYeah, I get lost along the way

A little farther every day

And evil won't admit a god damned thing

Yeah, evil got me homeAnd he thinks I shouldn't be alone

Until I'm better he'll be there

It's like he really seems to care

There's evil in my chairYeah, it doesn't matter where

I will find him waiting there

There's evil in my chair

Evil in my chairEvil, evil in my chair, in my house

Evil in my house

Evil in my house

Evil in my houseEvil, evil gonna live in my house

Oh babe, evil, evil in my house

Sit in my chair, watch my TV

It doesn't bother me