Fill in the blanks without spilling your drinkMy name is... and I'm an alcoholic
Not for real, but what else do you call this
Find me in the Clubby going dupper dumby
Borrowing your money, mo-moneyIn the bathroom, flask full of ice tea
College grad chick straddling me
I think that she want me
To get up in her tummy
That's why they call me Gutsy
And i be like, check my SpanishMomacita, te necisito
Soy abrio, that's all the words I know
I shoot tequila from Costa Rica
I gotta tell ya (I gotta tell ya)Best friends, you are my fucking best friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever
This song, I'm really feeling this song
This song, fucking best song ever, ever, everrrIt's only midnight, chicks like heels off
Barefooted on the floor playing leapfrog
Skittles don't leave no juice and rolly-polly produce
That's why they call me Whoa Dude
Sl-slow Dude Your Roll DudeMomacita, te necisito
Soy abrio, that's all the words I know
Magaritas and microwave pizzas
I gotta tell ya (I gotta tell ya)Best friends, you are my fucking best friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever
This song, I'm really feeling this song
This song, fucking best song ever, ever, everrrCheck my SpanishBest friends, you are my fucking best friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever
This song, I'm really feeling this song
This song, fucking best song ever, ever, everrrBest friends, you are my fucking best friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever
This song, I'm really feeling this song
This song, fucking best song ever, ever, everrr