Her green plastic watering can for
her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earthWhat she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber bands
to get rid of itselfIt wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her outShe lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyreneman
Who just crumbles and burnsHe used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always winsAnd it wears him out, it wears him out
It wears him out, it wears himShe Looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic loveBut I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and runAnd it wears me out, it wears me out
It wears me out, it wears me outIf i could be who you wanted
If i could be who you wanted all the time, all the time