I took you to a five star dinner
I bought you the most expensive wine
I even paid off the maitre d'
To usher us up to the front of the lineYou told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man
So I went and joined the neighborhood gym
Though the weights put my spine out of commission
Even you can't deny that I am looking real slimYou say you're taking your time
Maybe you don't even care
Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scareWhy? God even knows how I try
I can't fascinate you
Something that I've realized
Nothing will ever do for you
But I will solve this mystery
But you've gotta give me the first clueYou said you always wanted a humble man
So I sold my car and bought a beat up van
I guess that wasn't quite enough for you
So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your planWhen you treat me unkind
I wanna leave you far behind
Then I think of all the things that make you so fine
And I'm back in the role again[Chorus]I won't stop 'til I find the key
The key to youI took the challenge and must confess
I never met someone so hard to impress
But all you need is someone to love you
Who needs the rest?[Chorus]