I wanna be a field day for the Sundays so they can fuck up my life
Embarrass my wife and leave a bad taste
Striped toothpaste can't remove on Monday morningI wanna be a target for the dailies
So they can show pictures of me with a nude on page three
So lacking in taste, touched up near the waist
Looking as limp as Monday morningTouched up near the waist
Looking as limp as Monday morning
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