Seven times in seven days
I've sat and wished my life away
I know the greyness comes and goes
But the sun don't shine and the snow don't snowThere's Suzy Ann with her tits and curls
Where mediocrity excels
For those vicious boys and their boring girls
You know it makes me sick but it's a bozo's worldThen there's always the cash
Selling yourself for some trash
Smiling at people that you cannot stand
You're in demand, your fifteen minutes start nowCity banker looks are in
The heartless heart, the chinless chin
And you'd spill your beans for just a pint of gin
How you got so holy and became so thinIn Sunday papers every week
The silly words you love to speak
The tacky photos and the phoney smiles
Well it's a bozo's world and you're a bozo's childThen there's always the cash
Selling yourself for some trash
Smiling at people that you cannot stand
You're in demand, your fifteen minutes start nowThen there's always the fame
Autographs now and again
People who saw you on Blankety Blank
Or in the bank, your fifteen minutes start now