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Filipino Box Spring Hog

I hung on to Mary's stump

I danced with a soldier's glee

With a rum-soaked crook and a big fat laugh

I spent my last dollar on thee

I saw Bill Bones, gave him a yell

Kehoe spiked the nog

With a chain-link fence and a scrap-iron jaw

Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring HogSpider rolled in from Hollister Burn

On a one-eyed stolen mare

Donned himself with chicken fat

Sawin' on a jawbone violin there

Kathleen was sittin' down in Little Red Recovery Room

In her criminal underwear bra

I was naked to the waist with my fierce black hound

And I'm cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring HogDig a big pit in a dirt alley road

Fill it with madrone and bay

Stinks like hell and the neighbors complain

Don't give a hoot what they say

Gotta slap that hog

Roll em over twice

Gotta baste him with a sweeping broom

You gotta swat them flies and chain up the dogs

Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring HogRattlesnake piccata with grapes and figs

Old brown Betty with a yellow wig

Tain't the mince meat filagree

And it ain't the turkey-neck stew

And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds

Though she made them especially for you

Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie

The beans got thrown to the dogs

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